Things Toddlers Can Teach You...

Did you know that.......

1. You can fingerpaint with the goop inside a poptart?

2. That goop makes great hair gel to put in your sister's hair?

3. Toddlers are the fastest moving creatures on the eart?

4. Siblings will try anything that the other one does, including letting the dentist work on your teeth?

5. You can slide out of a seat belt...with it still fastened, while the car is moving, and all without Mom knowing?

6. You can get every drop of yogurt out of the little cup by sticking your fist in there and then licking your fist like a popsickle?

7. Carpet can soak up alot of pee-pee?

8. A Band-aid has miracle powers?

9. By saying "I had it first" you can claim possession of ANYTHING no matter if it's yours or not?

10. By getting your sister to play doggie with you and then putting her in her house (the closet) is a great way to get to play with your toys alone?

And yes....I learned all of this in the last 24 hours! More later....